Um, could you explain to me what it is your visitor center is actually about?..... blah.... Oh, I didn't know that was what you did, it sounds quite odd....
Would you be interested in promoting any of our special offers or deals for accommodation? Either to offer visitors or for your own staff? No? Oh, ok then....
Incidentally, I've seen your Facebook page and think it's very good. We're new to social media, could you give me any advice?"
Would you like me to wipe your bum for you as well?