The statue you have requested as a loan for your exhibition, is sadly unavailable for your use because:
- He has a lot of meetings in his calendar and his PA has tried, but he can't reschedule.
- He gets travel sick.
- For legal reasons, he isn't allowed within a certain number of miles of Bradford.
- He doesn't sleep well when away from home.
- He already has two weeks planned in Tahiti.
- Northerners make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
- Our museum is under an ancient curse, and his presence is the only thing keeping the vengeful spirits at bay.
- His mum said no.