Topics of conversation:
Revenge "He super-glued my paintbrushes to my desk, so I glued his door shut"
Best practice in making IEDs (Improvised explosive devices) "The Provs used mushy pea tins"
Breaking into cars "You can't do it with half a tennis ball anymore"
Washing powder "I use Fairy. Seriously, feel my trousers, they're really soft"
Even tool wielding, furniture lugging, scenery creating rufty tufty men like their trousers to be nice and soft!