A: It’s a shame you’re in the North. You should be roughly in the middle of England.
B: It is roughly in the middle of England, it’s in the East Mid-lands
A: That just means it’s in the middle of the UK.
C: Speaking as someone who lives in Aberdeen, I can assure you, that is not the middle of the UK.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around what A's mental map of the UK looks like.