Issue #1 here.
Issue #2 here.
Issue #3 here.
"It can guard artworks, provide directions to the toilets, hand out leaflets and vaporize cameras!"
"What about that 11% part?..."
"Did we mention they don't sleep and don't take holidays, compassionate leave or sick days?"
"We'll have 6."
Go and have a go at making your own pulp tales covers, as it's very easy to edit once you prod it a bit, and has great potential for entertaining things to stick on the staff notice board.