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Just had a laugh with the cleaners as we gazed at two penises, drawn in snot, on either end of one of the museum display cabinets.
"They're impressively symmetrical." February half term has commenced.
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I must not do this if we remodel the museum in the future. I must not do this if we remodel the museum in the future. I must not do this if we remodel the museum in the future.   When you point out in a sudden panic to a colleague "DON'T PUT YOUR HAND THERE!" and then have to chisel lumps of dried on nasal matter from an exhibition wall.
 I saw this on twitter, and snorted my cup of tea.
 I’m not saying that these wouldn’t happen at other times of the year, just that they certainly happened during the school summer break at our museum.
More museum holiday fun? Find out what I've overheard in the holidays here. I thought it was a piece of paper on the floor of the museum. I honestly thought I was just picking up a receipt or a crunched up ticket. That was why I blithely picked it up. And then froze as I pondered "Why is this paper wet?" AND IT WAS HAM.   He is a very lovely man. And has had one or two ladies who very much agree with that, in ways he isn't too comfortable with.
 "Has anyone reported losing a very nice pair of sunglasses?"
"Not that we know of. Why, did you find some?" "Yes. They were down the toilet in the gent's on Friday. We found them because they had blocked the system up, and caused the toilets to overflow. They overflowed all the way down the stairs." "..." "Yeah." I have been searching for images of display cabinets, diorama displays, museum drawers, cabinets with drawers, diorama cabinets etc etc in order to get some mood boards together for an upcoming project. It's been a bit tedious, but necessary. Thankfully (?) my searches have yielded occasional spitting-tea-across-the-keyboard-in-shock moments as slightly tangential images have popped up amid the sleek glass, antique wood and bespoke panels. Here are some of the top finds that had me re-aligning my brain after their appearance. I've not referenced where the images have come from, as most were far detached from their original source or any kind of clear identifier. If anyone (and someone must) knows who makes evil flying squirrels, or where to find dioramas of confused skeletons, feel free to clue me in!
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