A brief surreal interlude thanks to Google Analytics

Having just checked the behind the scenes stats for this site, people have found us via searching for a wide range of things. The obvious are all there, museum staff blog, art gallery cartoon, though some really make me wonder just what the person was after in the first place, and amuse me that they landed up here.
I've linked some to where I suspect they ended up!

failure to communicate at work
history and anger management 
big posh houses 
floppy snake

My favourite "why were you searching for this?" and why did it link you to my site?: mischief toddlers do like getting into cupboards 

And my outright favourite due to there being one thing this person clearly needs to know about the subject: what can we learn from king author

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