This odd image of a lady with a tiny elephant made me instantly think of innovative ways to deal with downsizing a department and budget cuts. Expect to see more NEW and EXCITING! tales of badly applied SCIENCE in the MUSEUMS of the FUTURE!
Go and have a go at making your own pulp tales covers, as it's very easy to edit once you prod it a bit, and has great potential for entertaining things to stick on the staff notice board.
Update: A few days after posting this I saw the Grant Museum of Zoology is opening an installation of over 2000 slides showing teeny tiny animals such as an entire squid which is only a few millimeters long. UCL HAVE A SHRINK RAY! AAAGH!