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The Brunel Museum - What a nice wee place to visit in London!

20/1/2017

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London has so many good museums and historic attractions to pick from, a visit can become a bit overwhelming - Do you go for top national, unusual independent, or obscure gem?

Away from the bustle of the nationals, the hip coffee drinkers of the independents, the instagram worthy oddities of the obscure, is the welcoming industrial huddle of the Brunel Museum.

There's something delightfully honest about a museum in London where the cash is kept in a tuppaware pot, and the cafe can only seat about 6 people. This is local pride in people of national importance, and it's heartwarming.
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A Diamond isn't quite forever?

20/1/2017

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Ooooh! All of the expensive stones in the Natural History Museum!
​Ohh, look at the dioam - hang on...
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Odd, there's no "these have gone for study" type label.
​Ah well.
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Er, there's no "removed from display" label in any of these empty diamond cabinets either...

Um... The curators know about this? Right?
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New Uniform. Old Problems.

14/1/2017

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Welcome to front of house work with mandatory uniform selected for you by people who don't have to wear it themselves. 
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A seperate issue was when new shirts were introduced. 
White, sort of like school uniform, and obligating the female staff to almost always wear a jumper over, or vest under their shirt, or have their bra visible through the material.
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Anatomical moveable flaps - Good Shakespearean insult

12/1/2017

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I saw this on twitter, and snorted my cup of tea.
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Planning Ahead

2/1/2017

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This story sumbitted, and a bit hard to render as a cartoon due to conversational content. Thanks for sending it in Pete!

A phone call to the museum's polite reception desk, in December:

Customer: "Hi, we're planning our family holiday for July. Can you tell me what activities you'll have on what days? We want to book a week while the hotel is still cheap, and our son really enjoyed the event he came to in the summer."

Staff: "We have some things pencilled in for July, but they won't be announced until March, when we have all the details like performers and artists confirmed. We don't like to announce things until we know it's all booked in, or it can dissapoint people."

Customer: "If you can just tell me what's pencilled in, that'll be fine."

Staff: "I can, as long as you realise that these events may change. If you book your hotel now based on a certain date, an event probabaly will happen that day, but perhaps not the one I tell you now. Also, sometimes our smaller events sell out or book up within a day of being announced, so there's no guarantee of your son getting a ticket or place, unless you're fast!"

Customer: "So you can tell me a date, for an unknown event, for which my son may not get a ticket? What's the use of that?!"

Staff: "You are planning much further ahead than most of our visitors, so I can only be honest about the information I have available to me at the moment."

According to Pete "The customer we still unhappy, despite receptionist being willing to give details well in advance of public announcement, and [the customer] said that the more money they had to spend on booking a hotel later, the less they would spend at the musuem, and it would be her son and us that would suffer"

On the one hand, kudos to a customer planning ahead rather than the usual "What do you mean my child can't attend this sold out event tomorrow? I prromised them already!". On the other hand, one should probabaly not get angry with someone trying to help you, to the best of their ability, while ensuriung you are aware of potential issues with the information they are giving you.
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